The only thing in the conversation that should be petite is me. If your penis is small, then the only reason it gets any attention from a hot chick like me is when you hang your head in shame and receive some small penis humiliation. You can’t possibly be proud of that pathetic lump of flesh. I bet the only way to get blood to rush to that thing is to make it blush, ashamed that it’s even there.
Tell me, how do you feel like a man with that mini munchkin? Women like me only enjoy king sized candy bars, sweetie, so put that fun sized thing away. It’s not really any fun for anyone here. Well, I lie – small penis humiliation makes it possible to have fun with a silly little dingle like yours, but that’s pretty much the only way to have fun with it. I bet you can’t even have that much fun with it when you play with it, and you’ve been playing with it your whole life. Try to imagine how much more a guy with a big dick could do to give himself pleasure, all the ways he could touch and stroke it. Then go back to reality and your poor thumb and forefinger who are relegated into doing all the work. Tsk tsk tsk…super pathetic!!
I’m betting you’ve heard a lot of good small penis humiliation jokes made at your expense. I’d love to hear some of the ones that really stuck out in your memories, unlike your little pecker, which doesn’t stick out much at all. I want you to tell me how much of a loser you are because of your puny little member and your inability to satisfy a woman with it. The sooner you come to terms with your complete inadequacy, the better it will be for all the women in immediate surroundings.
Seriously, do us all a favor, like a public service, and call 1 888 70 HOT4U and ask for Belladonna. It’s time you got the small penis humiliation you apparently deserve.