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Last night, some idiot paid me $200 for me to pick up the phone and hang up on him after we sat in silence for a few minutes. As soon as my timer went off, I hung up. That is your purpose, honey—to be background noise while I live my best life. Don’t expect me to acknowledge you. Don’t think for one second I’m listening to your pathetic whimpering. The only thing I want to hear from you is the cha-ching of another tip notification hitting my email account while I completely ignore your existence.
The best part? You fucking love it. You crave my indifference more than any attention you could possibly receive. Being ignored by a hot 22-year-old blonde with perfect 34DD tits is your ultimate fantasy, and I’m generous enough to let you pay for the privilege. So what are you waiting for, loser? Call me now for ignore fetish phone sex, send me money, and experience the bliss of being completely insignificant to the woman of your dreams. Don’t worry—I’ll be sure to spend your money on things way more interesting than you ever could be. Dial 1 888 70 HOT4U and ask for Delaney.









