Seriously, I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with guys these days, but so many of you piss me off. You objectify women like me all the time, and for that, you should all be punished. If you’re honest about how much of a “guy” you are and how little of a “man” you can be, then you need to call me for CBT phone sex. Take one for the team and try to make up for all that your gender does to infuriate women on a daily basis.
Yeah, that rant shows you what a bitch I am. That’s ok because only a true bitch can be good at CBT phone sex. No mercy, only sadistic techniques. No pussying around. If you call me for CBT phone sex you had better be prepared to really feel it. I’m going to use that opportunity to take all of my frustrations out on you. I know that you’re not the guy who has pissed me off, but that’s ok – I’m great at visualization. You don’t have a face over the phone anyway, right? So I’ll just fill that part in and then proceed to have fun. Even if you never did anything to me to deserve the punishment I’ll dish out, chances are you’ve earned it at some point in your life.
Tell me, how many other chances will you get to please a woman like me? Now is your time to take this opportunity. When I get a good CBT phone sex call from a real masochist I always hang up with a smile on my face. It’s time for you to be the guy to make me smile. Gather all the stuff you can think of – wooden spoon, clothespins, cord, icy hot, rubber bands…anything you can think of. Then pick up the phone and call 1 888 70 Hot4U and ask for Belladonna, and get ready for some intense CBT phone sex!!!
